July 24, 2007

Beer Belly Competition

Posted in Odds and Ends, rondome out of the box kind of stuff at 4:21 pm by phannypants

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Manuel Uribe, tipping the scales at 560 kilograms (1,234 pounds) and seen here at his home in 2006, will be listed as the world’s fattest man by the Guinness Book of Records, while a loss of 200 kilos (440 pounds) may make him the man who lost the most weight.

THE NEW LASIE

Posted in Odds and Ends, rondome out of the box kind of stuff at 4:17 pm by phannypants

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 OK SO I HAD TO MAKE YOU GUYS READ THIS!! =))

MASONVILLE, Colo. – Zoey is a Chihuahua, but when a rattlesnake lunged at her owners’ 1-year-old grandson, she was a real bulldog.

Booker West was splashing his hands in a birdbath in his grandparents’ northern Colorado back yard when the snake slithered up to the toddler, rattled and struck. Five-pound Zoey jumped in the way and took the bites.

“She got in between Booker and the snake, and that’s when I heard her yipe,” said Monty Long, the boy’s grandfather.

The dog required treatment and for a time it appeared she might not survive. Now she prances about.

“These little bitty dogs, they just don’t really get credit,” Booker’s grandma Denise Long told the Loveland Daily Reporter-Herald.

She is 21 and is only acting her age!

Posted in Odds and Ends at 4:03 pm by phannypants

Lohan arrested for drunken driving

  

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) –

Lindsay Lohan was arrested in the Los Angeles area early on Tuesday on suspicion of drunken driving and cocaine possession, just days after she completed a 45-day rehabilitation program, authorities said.

The 21-year-old star of “Mean Girls” — already facing a drunken-driving charge following a car crash in Beverly Hills two months ago — was pulled over in the coastal city of Santa Monica shortly after midnight.

Police said they had received a report of a car chase and that Lohan and two companions were in the pursuing vehicle. A police spokesman said he believed the people in the two cars knew each other.

Lohan was taken into custody after failing a field sobriety test. Police said she registered a blood-alcohol level of about 0.12, well above the California limit of 0.08.

Lohan was booked on suspicion of drunken driving, possession of cocaine, bringing a controlled substance into custody and driving on a suspended license.

She was released after posting a $25,000 bond, a police spokesman said.

Just last Friday, Lohan turned herself in to Beverly Hills police to face charges of drunken driving in connection with a May 26 car crash.

In that case, she lost control of her Mercedes-Benz sports car and drove into a hedge. She then left the scene. Police said at the time they also found a small amount of what they believed to be cocaine in the car.

The incident followed months of hard partying by the actress, who had been a regular at Hollywood nightspots and attending Alcoholics Anonymous programs for a year despite having turned 21 — the legal age for drinking in the United States — only this month.

Immediately after the crash in May, Lohan checked herself into a Malibu rehab center for the second time in a year. She left earlier this month and now wears an alcohol monitoring bracelet on a voluntary basis, her spokeswoman said.

Now that you have heared the story I can tell you why i am posting this article in my blog.

There were alot of very nast comments left under this  article in my Yahoo account and it really upset me. Not becuase lindsey is famouse or becuase she and i are nearly the same age but because she is  human and that people tend to forget that they pull the same shit.  I am 19 years old and can proudly say I have never done drugs and I  have never gotten behind the wheel while being intoxicated but I know a lot of people who have done both at the same time and they  are my age if not a year or two younger.  Lindsey should be repremanded for her behavior as should any person famous or not should be but it does not give the public the right to wish she would get in car accident and die or become homeless.  

July 2, 2007

In My Opinion…

Posted in Odds and Ends at 9:43 pm by phannypants

 I was attempting to find a picture of three Mexicans roasting there asses off in an old beat up Chevy truck to help describe my weekend but instead I stumbled across this…18.jpg

and it just pissed me off.

 I don’t give a flying rats ass what race you are, if you came here illegally you are illegal hence the word illegally. Fucking retards.

 I had this little old lady for an English teacher my senior year of high school who gave out a lot of great advice that everyone took home but she  had more balls than any man I have ever met.  She stood in front of a class room filled with Hispanic kids (I don’t mean the average Hispanic kid that can not understand English, I mean the type of kids who couldn’t get by in a regular school, the ones you stepped off the sidewalk because you are afraid of them attacking you.) and voiced her opinion. Her words were “If the dirty filthy ILLIGAL Mexicans won’t leave we have to do something about it.”

  The key word in that phrase is ILLIGAL which is what many people are forgetting or not even taking the time to understand.  It does not matter where you are born or what color you are we Americans (Now when I say American I don’t mean “white” I mean black, Hispanic, Asian, white, etc..) accept any and all races; sure some of us are racist, mean, cruel, naive, stupid…. You name it I am sure someone in America can match the description but one thing we are not is illegal, but we are not ILLIGAL. There are plenty of people who crossed the Mexican border or arrived on ship, or airplane that became legal the right way, and even they are upset at how stupid the Hispanic race is being and if they think for a second that the U.S is depended on them they can take a walk because they are sadly mistaken.  

One other thing that makes me even more mad about this whole ordeal is the fat that about 75% of the kids that did protest had the slightest idea about what they were doing. They did it to get out of school. … grrr … I know I am a year late on this topic but I really had to put my two sense in… and tell you fucking fags to just become legal already … for fucks sake

June 29, 2007

We have all heared of Sleep walking but what about Sleep sex?

Posted in Odds and Ends at 11:30 pm by phannypants

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If you think it’s impossible to have sex while you sleep, think again, according to a new study.

There are at least 11 different sex-related sleep disorders, collectively referred to as “sexsomnia” or “sleepsex,” that affect people who are otherwise psychologically healthy—causing them to unknowingly engage in various sexual activities during the night.

Carlos Schenck, a psychiatrist at the Minnesota Regional Sleep Disorders Center, and his colleagues have studied a number of behavioral disorders associated with sleep.

“Any basic instinct can come out in the context of sleep,” Schenck says. “All sorts of things can happen.” Recently, he and his colleagues turned their focus to sex-related sleep disorders. They conducted computerized medical literature searches for studies published between 1950 and 2006 related to sleep and sexual behavior and looked through a number of sleep medicine textbooks. They also analyzed data from a previously completed internet survey that had gathered data from 219 people, 92 percent of whom had experienced multiple “sexsomnia” episodes.

Among other things, they found that people—mostly men—sometimes masturbate, initiate sex with a partner and reach orgasm during sleep. They usually have no memory of these activities when they wake up, learning about them only if a partner or roommate tells them.

Some of these activities can also have legal consequences, such as if someone initiates sex without a bed partner’s consent, noted Schenck.

People are at-risk for developing sex-related sleep disorders when they also tend to suffer from other sleep disorders—such as sleepwalking or sleep terrors, according to Schenck. “Sexsomnia doesn’t come out of nowhere,” he said. But “for whatever reason, sexual behaviors become part of the repertoire.”

While people might feel ashamed to learn from their partners that they are exhibiting these behaviors while they sleep, these disorders are not indicative of psychological problems, noted Schenck, whose recently published book, Sleep: The Mysteries, The Problems, and The Solutions, has a chapter devoted to sex-related problems. “Bizarre and inappropriate behavior during sleep does not necessarily reflect a daytime psychological problem.”

And “sexsomnia” disorders are easily treated with medication, he added.

If anything, people who become aware of their problem but don’t seek help put themselves at an even greater risk. “The longer you go with this problem without getting it treated, the more you can then develop a secondary psychological problem,” such as depression, said Schenck, whose study is published this week in the journal Sleep.

June 28, 2007

They Have To Be Karmasutra Experts!!.

Posted in Odds and Ends at 11:05 pm by phannypants

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Ok, so here you have two people (both male and female so i am not considered sexist or any thing) who have to be the champions at the game twister.

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My real question is if one contortionist married another contotionist, would they spend all their time working on new positions?